With cranky day over here’s some jokes for us:)

O my gosh I finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain! On the left side there’s nothing right and on the right side there’s nothing left.

Some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance.

Dear sneeze, if you’re going to happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and than just leave.

A police officer called the station on his radio;

“I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“Not yet. The floor is still wet.”

Jokes heard on Bill Johnson’s “Hope in all circumstances” sermon on Youtube.

Have a great day:)))))